[Exotica]
Saturday, November 11, 2006
♠ 6:06 PM
Lets just say.. Double O Rawks my balls haha... I love the place.. great music.. super duper cheap drinks! all ma ladies, bottoms up! and oops i mean bottles up.. lol..woot.. place to get really drunk :)

and i so miss 1 Nite Stand club.. its so nice the live band and music.. gosh.. that makes me wonder what the fuck have i been doing at just mos and Zouk..for the past few months.. arg.. guess in time to come as i was discussing with Calyn, we are so going for wine tasting soon.. lol.. and by then i mean gosh i am so not into the young crowds anymore.. haha.. but i am definitely not one of those Sarong party boys or gals.. who speak almost as though their faces are filled with potatoes.. whatever.. never mind if those SPGs prefer Big things..

Calyn was like telling me how those SPG with those horrifying untouchable class accents fill the air with yet more SPGs joinin in.. i was like well.. since they prefer it big, one of the reason they talk like that is cos they get choked everytime ma.. and by then i mean u noe.. Choked by huge elongated things... haha.. enuff said..

Yesterday after clubbing, Calyn and i actually frankly open up our Sex files to discuss in graphic yet real stuffs bout fetishes, faking orgasms until like fuckin 6 in the morning...gosh... no wonder the sex industry so rampant.. lol

Recently i am filled with sexual innunedos.. not a good sign.. its like desperate house husbands Singapore version.. C was like telling me that girls in Singapore are intimidated in oral sex.. well according to statistics which can be bias but given singapore's so called conservative stand in oral sex.. 8/10 women are afraid of oral sex.. or find it disgusting.. and Calyn added that 10/10 men love oral sex cetris paribus regardless of race and sexuality haha.. i was like okay dont have to be so blatant..

i was like cmon girls, learn how to look at things in perspectives.. who says girls must turn into vacuum cleaners to clean up elongated bananas.. let me thus introduce u girls to the term cunnilingus.. and i dont mean it in a pejorative manner.. I mean.. be smart.. during foreplay.. be the rule setter.. and by that i mean "if u want me to blow u, how bout u go down on me first''.. i tell u.. many guys would kinda freak out a little cos we guys only know how to receive blow jobs, not actually giving one to a girl..so see girls, u turned the tables..

Anyway i am kinda late for my meeting already, Uncle agony here has many funny sex tales to tell.. and conclusion for today.. If u have bad timing, u r probably bad in giving shivering orgasms.. lol.. next up will be about funny fetishes i bet u guys have never heard before... wala

Foreplay
THIS IS THE BOY THAT IS.....
 
-Open Minded, provocative and Different
-Always RIGHT whether at work, home or in BED
- PAnsexual right now.. Aka.. everything also can..
- hoping for the best everyday over ice cream
- really hoping someone would take me serious for once
- really too complex to comprehend.
- having the WORST sex LIFE AND DRIVE EVER! which his fren Yang said with much gusto: " the ONLY SEX U  HAVE IS WHEN U SHIT! ".. hahaha..

So given his really pathetic state in the love department, his only hope is therefore to sit and fart and hope that it can generate enough electricity for the entire Simei district.

Okay it was just a joke.. chill..

Still Foreplay

10 Seconds of Fame..

What is aaaaaaaaabbbbbbbbbbbbbbAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?

Ans: Long time no C

Lame..yes i know tt....

Cunnilingus

Alfie
Anavil
Benji
Brian
Bernice
Bee Hwee
Cindy
Cher
Cheryl Lil
Danny
Diana
Edi
Eileen
Elaine
Feng Zhi
Fernie
Grace
Gilda
HuiHui
Jamie
Jasmine
Jayden
Jia
KareN
Keith
Lydia
Maureen
Michelle
Mitch
Mrs Koshinaka
Nicole
Pamsie
PeiLing
ryan
Shiyu
Soon Yee
Steffie
Summer
Val
Xiying
Xiang Min
Xue Ping
Yang
Yen Lin
Zach Di

Tea-Bagging Time


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